Transgender Bathroom Bill Blues – new song

Goin down South for some grits and eggs
You better learn to cross your legs
Cause they don’t want you in the W. C.
They got all kinds of problems with you and me

Seems like we never did nobody harm
But some of those haters done raised the alarm
Though all along we been here quietly
Got a bunch of new laws to prevent it bein’ – publicly

(chorus)
So I gotta tell you true
All this gives me those transgender blues
Can’t you see just the shape I’m in
Tryin’ to get by and I just can’t win
Let me tell you bout those Transgender Blues (2x)

Seems like at least once on the nightly news
There’s a story about some kid who’s just tryin to use
The same bathroom as all of his friends
And it’s freakin out strangers, to no end

People comin undone, gettin red in the face
Causing a big stink all over the place
Worry so much about what other people do
Like to know what’s it got to do with you
(bridge)
So please tell me, when there’s so much to be scared about
Like war and Zika epidemics, global warming and economic shifts
That’s enough to make you scream and shout
So tell me, since noone’s ever done you harm….
Just what are you so very mad about?????
(chorus 2x and out